Justice Scalia died February 13, one day before Valentine’s Day.
ACT 1. Love Crimes
An exquisite corpse listing Antonin’s various crimes against love.
ACT 2. Will U B Mine?
Write a will-u-b-mine valentine from Justice Scalia to that special someone. End your pome, signing, “With Love, Justice Antonin Scalia.”
ACT 3. RE: Will U B Mine?
Write the corresponding rejection note to Scalia. Begin your pome, writing, “Dear Scalia, No…”